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Tech Forum => Workshop => Topic started by: Pedroski on February 13, 2011, 02:50:58 PM

Title: Problem with erection
Post by: Pedroski on February 13, 2011, 02:50:58 PM

Does anyone else have a similar problem with their twig? I can only get it up by pressing my knob several times. Usually, the first press gets it up just a little bit, then I have to press it again so it goes down, then press it again and it goes up a little bit more. Often, I end up have to fiddle with my knob perhaps half a dozen times and even then I think it only ends up at 75% of its full erection potential. Wondering if there's a simple fix for it? I've tried spraying WD40 on it in case it just needed lubing, but no difference. Thinking of replacing it now with a big whip.

Title: Re: Problem with erection
Post by: ferretjuggler on February 13, 2011, 02:57:10 PM

 :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

Maybe it aint gettin enough current flow into it.

Title: Re: Problem with erection
Post by: Dutch on February 13, 2011, 02:58:52 PM

 :icon_eek:  teflon, lard.....elbowgrease

Title: Re: Problem with erection
Post by: Pedroski on February 13, 2011, 03:05:35 PM

Fellas, this is a serious problem and I'm sure it must affect other people too. I'll get my Mrs to video me trying to get it up later and post it here  :hysterical:

Title: Re: Problem with erection
Post by: Cockney Boy on February 13, 2011, 05:27:40 PM

I know many individuals suffer with this problem and getting the little fella up to its maximum can be hqard sometimes, especially when pressured from the misses. KY and some Birty Porn should help  :icon_winkle:

Title: Re: Problem with erection
Post by: isle of man on February 13, 2011, 05:32:46 PM

So let me get this right you have E.D??

Title: Re: Problem with erection
Post by: wildrover on February 14, 2011, 01:32:13 AM

When i had this problem i got my girlfriend to put lots of lube on it , and then yank it up and down until it was errect at its full height....

Sadly it was later bent beyond repair by a friend of mine whacking it against a tree...!

Title: Re: Problem with erection
Post by: Dave69 on February 14, 2011, 08:24:12 PM

just pull it out and if it falls down tape a stick to it for support

Title: Re: Problem with erection
Post by: Bubba on February 14, 2011, 09:41:21 PM

erect all the time here

Title: Re: Problem with erection
Post by: Bulldog67 on February 14, 2011, 09:49:58 PM

that poor woman  :jpshakehead:

Title: Re: Problem with erection
Post by: tugman8uk on February 14, 2011, 09:59:04 PM

a fiber glass sock will help  :098: