Birty Dastards Jeep Club

Tech Forum => Workshop => Topic started by: Bulldog67 on April 29, 2013, 08:56:35 PM

Title: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Bulldog67 on April 29, 2013, 08:56:35 PM
So, with impeccable timing the fuckin rear prop on the XJ has fucked its UJ, and swappin one is beyond my skills. The major fucker is im meant to be on this film shoot 2mrw & weds and could really do with the cash coz of the volvo bill.

So I removed the rear prop intending to drive it in 4wd (obviously 2wd but would drive), and have tried to cable tie a couple of latex gloves on the end to stop the oil pissing out, but have only done 400 yrds and its got a lot of oil in it, and as the gearbox where the prop goes in is ridged, i cant get a good seal on it - chances are that the weight of the oil means I will lose the gloves at some point.

So - help please :100:

Any ideas on a solution that I can cope with?
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Cockney Boy on April 29, 2013, 08:59:50 PM
 This late in the day you'll be lucky  :jpshakehead:
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: isle of man on April 29, 2013, 09:03:43 PM
Does snap-on have a universal bung set? Not a quick answer though, or cheap for that matter.
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: donk498 on April 29, 2013, 09:04:48 PM
I have driven back from bala to walsall (90 miles) with a cut down pop bottle over the out put and lot of tape wrap in rag and more tape, also back from ribbo with the same. Now have a proper sealing thing for it. Heard of people using vendind machine plastic cups but not tried it myself.
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Bulldog67 on April 29, 2013, 09:06:13 PM
where did you get the proper sealing thing?

i dont have to leave until lunch time
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Cockney Boy on April 29, 2013, 09:07:35 PM
Rubber ball (dogs) and a hole cutter to match the shaft?
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Cockney Boy on April 29, 2013, 09:08:33 PM
Or try Wickes or Plumbers merchant to see if they have some waste pipe bungs?
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: donk498 on April 29, 2013, 09:13:42 PM
The proper sealing thing was off a tool bloke who comes in to work, he has a lot of random shit on the van. Only paid 3 quid and dropped lucky that its the right size. Got a brake pipe flaring tool for a fiver as well, result  :icon_super:
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Cockney Boy on April 29, 2013, 09:23:34 PM
Beer makers use cork bungs, might strike gold?

http://www.yell.com/s/wine+making+and+brewing+supplies-maidstone.html
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Delk on April 29, 2013, 09:28:12 PM
The best time to learn is when your in a pinch. Give changing the joint a try first. At the end of the day you only need a hammer and a screw driver.
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Cockney Boy on April 29, 2013, 09:33:28 PM
The best time to learn is when your in a pinch. Give changing the joint a try first. At the end of the day you only need a hammer and a screw driver.

We are talking about Bulldog here  :lol_hitting:
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Bulldog67 on April 29, 2013, 09:34:12 PM
I will be watching UKJeeper closely as in true birty fashion he is comin over in the mornin to save the day  :icon_super:

Thank fook for that - the thought of £400 down and pissin off a lot of people was not good
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: isle of man on April 29, 2013, 09:34:32 PM
It's possible!!

Google is your friend.
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: UKJeeper on April 29, 2013, 09:34:48 PM
The best time to learn is when your in a pinch. Give changing the joint a try first. At the end of the day you only need a hammer and a screw driver.

He's more of a hammer and sickle kinda bloke....  :hysterical:
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: isle of man on April 29, 2013, 09:35:34 PM
The best time to learn is when your in a pinch. Give changing the joint a try first. At the end of the day you only need a hammer and a screw driver.

He's more of a hammer and sickle kinda bloke....  :hysterical:

Amen comrade!!!
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Bulldog67 on April 29, 2013, 09:36:56 PM
 :003:
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: UKJeeper on April 29, 2013, 09:38:54 PM
I get a free pass to extract the urine.








At least until i've fixed his UJ...
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Dave The Sparky on April 29, 2013, 09:57:37 PM
http://www.jwtransmissions.co.uk/index.php (http://www.jwtransmissions.co.uk/index.php) 30 minutes down the road via Volvo in Bexley Heath as im assuming you will need a U.J as well, unless UKJeeper has a stock of them  :icon_eek:
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: chrisjones on April 29, 2013, 10:00:14 PM
FFS the UJ is the same as a Lardrover part and can be had for just a few quid.  Get it changed ya big jessy!

It'll only take 20 minutes.
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: UKJeeper on April 29, 2013, 10:00:36 PM
He has UJ's in a box of bits from Kev. (course he has NO idea what's IN the box) But if there isn't one, we'll troll over and he can put his hand in his pocket (i'll take pictures of this epic event.. :098:)
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: UKJeeper on April 29, 2013, 10:01:41 PM
FFS the UJ is the same as a Lardrover part and can be had for just a few quid.  Get it changed ya big jessy!

It'll only take 20 minutes.

Unfortunately he can't afford to F it up as he has places to be (TV shoot, main vehicle). And it's difficult to know' when a UJ is sat properly, the first time out. I can see him crushing needle bearings.


I'll show him what to do this time. (there will be a test...)
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: chrisjones on April 29, 2013, 10:07:17 PM
Fair point.  I forgot who we were talking about for a second there.  :003:
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Bulldog67 on April 29, 2013, 10:12:01 PM
Im afraid mother nature decided that the punishment for bein a stud was that my hands turn into boxing gloves whenever spanners are near  :003:
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: j33pky on April 30, 2013, 08:40:17 AM
Nowt to do with being idle then?
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Bulldog67 on April 30, 2013, 09:56:53 AM
I was at at 545am today and swam a mile before breakfast, so no idleness here dood  :headbanger:
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: j33pky on April 30, 2013, 10:10:25 AM
At 5.45 this morning you were by the look of it tucked up in bed dreaming of  Botting in a lake in Maidstone some where  :strum:
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: j33pky on April 30, 2013, 10:11:24 AM
Your such a hunk
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: chrisjones on April 30, 2013, 11:08:36 AM
At 5.45 this morning you were by the look of it tucked up in bed dreaming of  Botting in a lake in Maidstone some where  :strum:

I don't want to know what botting is!  :icon_eek:
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Bulldog67 on April 30, 2013, 11:17:13 AM
I think he mean boating, or at least I hope so  :003:

Im guessing he checked on the map thing to see where I live - and funny enuff i was swimmin at mote park leisure centre

Anyway, super birty Tim has swooped in and taken the 10 mins ( :icon_redface: ) to do the job and Im on my way  :icon_super:

Ps.

Your such a hunk

Appreciated dood  :greggmo:

Im straight, but I dont mind bein attractive to either sex :pop:
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: UKJeeper on April 30, 2013, 02:02:07 PM
Take a picture of that old UJ (:icon_eek:) and post it up.










I dare ya!  :icon_twisted:


Glad ya got sorted. Hope you and Sid have fun.
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Bubba on April 30, 2013, 05:03:15 PM
Good work tim
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Bulldog67 on April 30, 2013, 05:41:25 PM
Did we leave it in the garage? If its there I will :icon_rolleyes:

Still done nowt so far and the hotel I was gonna book is full :banghead:

 hotels are frickin expensive :011:
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Dave The Sparky on April 30, 2013, 07:06:25 PM
When are you back from being a fluffer and going to be in Maidstone? This headliner is already annoying me and i haven't even set off yet :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: j33pky on April 30, 2013, 07:40:07 PM
Is that some form of a innuendo?
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Bulldog67 on April 30, 2013, 08:21:08 PM
Shud b home Weds dood

And treat it with some lurrrvvvve please
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Dutch on April 30, 2013, 08:55:37 PM
Still done nowt so far and the hotel I was gonna book is full :banghead:

hotels are frickin expensive :011:

Film work @ £200/day x 2 days is £400

Subsistance : 3 x hotel @ £ 85 =  £255,-
Fuel                                         £ 100,-
Snacks & drinks en route for Sid   £  35,-
                                              ======
                                              £ 390,-

Net gain : a tenner.

Yup......this has lined the coffers muchly  :hysterical:
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Bulldog67 on April 30, 2013, 09:01:53 PM
Not far off but it beats doin the same thing each day :003:

Have found a hotel with an eat all ya can english brekky for us both fot 54 quid - Sid gonna b gettin toast n bacon rammed down his throat so he cant manage anuva bite all day
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Dave The Sparky on April 30, 2013, 09:03:27 PM
You had better text or PM me your address in between "takes" as well please :003:
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Delk on April 30, 2013, 09:46:35 PM
Sid will be having a great time and you cant put a price on that. I just hope for his sake you dont snore.
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Bulldog67 on May 01, 2013, 10:41:04 AM
Interestin but long first day. Email said get there at 1530, so got there 1430 coz I hate bein late, and then the fuckers turned up at 1730

Quite busy with Jeep, havin to do mad shit like pullin the handbrake up for the actress (WTF) between takes, and then they kept us waitin until 0030 so no kip until about 1330.

Sid has just demolished brekky: 1 toast, 11 bacon (yup eleven), 2 sausages, 1 bowl coco pops, 1 bowl weetabix, 1 nutella croissant, 1 yoghurt, 2 apple juice, 2 orange juice, 1 cuppa - the kid is a frickin human dustbin :003:

Thank fook I didnt have to pay for him as kids eat free

1230 start today, 2330 finish - lookin forward to some kip, but been an interestin experience

Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: jay140285 on May 01, 2013, 10:59:00 AM
Interestin but long first day. Email said get there at 1530, so got there 1430 coz I hate bein late, and then the fuckers turned up at 1730

Quite busy with Jeep, havin to do mad shit like pullin the handbrake up for the actress (WTF) between takes, and then they kept us waitin until 0030 so no kip until about 1330.

Sid has just demolished brekky: 1 toast, 11 bacon (yup eleven), 2 sausages, 1 bowl coco pops, 1 bowl weetabix, 1 nutella croissant, 1 yoghurt, 2 apple juice, 2 orange juice, 1 cuppa - the kid is a frickin human dustbin :003:

Thank fook I didnt have to pay for him as kids eat free

1230 start today, 2330 finish - lookin forward to some kip, but been an interestin experience

Better than work dude.
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Bulldog67 on May 01, 2013, 11:07:16 AM
Amen to that bud :headbanger:
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Bulldog67 on May 01, 2013, 11:19:52 AM
I guess I shud point out for those that dont kno Sid (9) he isnt a bunter, just one of those kids that cannot sit still for a minute

I got him on h&s duty yesters :003:

Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Bulldog67 on May 03, 2013, 07:06:58 PM
Take a picture of that old UJ (:icon_eek:)

Here is the weakling:

Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: MOCAJ on May 03, 2013, 07:11:23 PM
and you was driving that and didn't know  :icon_eek:
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: bigjeepzj on May 03, 2013, 07:13:28 PM
it's BD  :hysterical:
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: UKJeeper on May 03, 2013, 07:16:00 PM
and you was driving that and didn't know  :icon_eek:

Surprised the shit out of me too!  :icon_eek:
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Lornaben on May 03, 2013, 08:09:26 PM
 :icon_eek:   

Ade,  :jpshakehead:
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Bulldog67 on May 03, 2013, 08:20:51 PM
It did vibrate a bit but I have never had an XJ before  :102:

Besides, the noisy bit was the dash rattlin around so we found if we moved Sid's seat he could put his feet on it and straighten his legs to keep it quiet  :003:


On the plus side I now know what a fucked UJ feels like  Blues
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: isle of man on May 03, 2013, 08:22:08 PM
It did vibrate a bit but I have never had an XJ before  :102:

Besides, the noisy bit was the dash rattlin around so we found if we moved Sid's seat he could put his feet on it and straighten his legs to keep it quiet  :003:


On the plus side I now know what a fucked UJ feels like  Blues

As a-posed to a fooooked what?
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: demonicwillow on May 08, 2013, 09:52:20 PM
Wow, think that is a bit worn there Ade  :icon_rolleyes: I keep an old cut off input shaft in me spares box with a small bracket that i can bolt to the transfer case so I can throw it on in case of rear prop failures.
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: Bulldog67 on May 08, 2013, 10:50:18 PM
good idea, will keep that in mind
Title: Re: URGENT URGENT URGENT
Post by: chrisjones on May 08, 2013, 11:28:46 PM
Speechless! :icon_eek:


If it was anyone else; I wouldn't believe it.  :lol_hitting: