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Tech Forum => Workshop => Topic started by: jeep94 on June 28, 2007, 03:22:34 PM

Title: Noisy rear!!!
Post by: jeep94 on June 28, 2007, 03:22:34 PM
Hi guys.

When starting the Jeep, just before the engine kicks over, I can hear a noise that sounds like something activating from the rear (a motor, or pump, or something).

There isn’t a problem, just wondered what it could be?  :-k  :-k
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Post by: tim_aka_tim on June 28, 2007, 04:04:52 PM
Fuel pump
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Post by: Sam on June 28, 2007, 08:53:06 PM
ah i wanted to say that, you lot are too quick :cry:
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Post by: UKJeeper on June 28, 2007, 09:39:31 PM
Flux Capacitor?


NOS system arming?


Powervalve?


KITT booting up?
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Post by: Mick O on June 28, 2007, 09:56:32 PM
I got a noisy rear.

Usually after eatin curry (http://http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/fart004.gif) (http://http://www.freesmileys.org)  


 8)
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Post by: jeep94 on June 28, 2007, 11:02:06 PM
Managed to figure out what the noise was. It appears to be the exotic matter injection ports charging the quantum slipstream drive. I also found the high-energy plasma coils behind the rear axle were also making a little noise too. But after adjusting the reactor flow valves, the noise disappeared. Guess it was a little feedback in the induction matrix.  :dro_shock  :dro_shock
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Post by: thebluebus on June 29, 2007, 07:56:08 AM
Oh, the usual solution for that is to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.
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Post by: Mike Pavelin on June 29, 2007, 09:34:56 AM
SHE CANNAE TAKE NO MORE CAPTAIN! :shock:
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Post by: Dave69 on June 29, 2007, 06:53:56 PM
take it to the limit then a little more.....

it'll either work or just plain stop
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Post by: jeep94 on June 29, 2007, 07:09:46 PM
“But Captain, if I give it any more, she’s gona blow!”  :jump:
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Post by: greggmo on June 30, 2007, 11:40:40 AM
:lol:
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Post by: Sam on June 30, 2007, 11:56:40 AM
well done guys  :lol:  dead funny thread  :D
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Post by: Asylum on June 30, 2007, 11:43:30 PM
(http://http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l115/Asylum76/StarshipsCh03-04_27.gif)
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Post by: greggmo on July 01, 2007, 01:22:27 AM
well if it was that simple why didnt ya say so clayt. :lol:
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Post by: jeep94 on July 01, 2007, 03:15:57 PM
Sorry Asylum, but I’ve spotted a mistake in your formula! It should read;

(http://http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u167/jeep94_photos/Temp/calc6.jpg)
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Post by: greggmo on July 01, 2007, 07:43:29 PM
no that's deffo wrong. it is the difference between the negative and positive neutrons that is causing an oscillation in the container unit therefore you need to change their frequency from 2000.000.0000mhz to 1500.000.0000mhz and that should sort it. 8)
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Post by: jeep94 on July 01, 2007, 08:25:30 PM
Yes, but did you take into account the ‘Beta Emitter Bremsstrahlung Calculations’ for sources such as P-32 or SrY-90? A common schoolboy mistake! This would indeed re-harmonise the positive and negative neutron frequency to 2000.000.0000mhz

Don’t they teach you anything at Starfleet Academy?  :imwitstupid:
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Post by: jeep94 on July 01, 2007, 08:38:29 PM
All my calculations were based on using SrY-90 as an Isotope, and measuring the X-Ray dose-rate units in uR/hr. I used mCi as my activity units, in this case 10 mCi’s at a distance of 1000 cm’s. I used Tunqsten as my shield material for the Beta Shield, with a wall thickness of 50mm. My X-Ray Shield was made from Lead also with a wall thickness of 50mm.

When applying the ‘Beta Emitter Bremsstrahlung Calculations’, this gives you a dose-rate of 0.00300051496574745 uR/hr.

Which I’m sure you will all know, could lead to madness!!!!!!!  :banghard:  :umn:
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Post by: eastryjeep on July 02, 2007, 12:41:46 PM
So.

Now I'm really intrigued.

Is it on its way out, or just plain busted then?
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Post by: isle of man on July 02, 2007, 01:08:54 PM
i believe it's clinging on.........







peter henry
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Post by: chrisjones on July 02, 2007, 01:22:51 PM
Yeah, but I can see tribble ahead.
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Post by: greggmo on July 02, 2007, 09:29:39 PM
tribble?? oh i dont like the sound of that :shock: