Three Rails for the Aussie-kings under the sky,Seven for the Yanky-lords in their halls of stone,Nine for Landy Men doomed to die,One for the Finger on his dark throneIn the Land of Brumigum where the PhatPhux lie.One Rail to rule them all, One Rail to find them,One Rail to bring them all and in the darkness weld themIn the Land of Brumigum where the PhatPhux lie