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Mike Pavelin

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Re: help pls..no clue whats going on with mental car???????
« Reply #25 on: November 13, 2010, 08:05:50 PM »

From the symptoms, the key problem is a symptom of a general data bus failure caused by something else. From memory, the cam sensor is half way along the cam cover on the drivers side and the crank sensor is just above the starter motor on the engine block.
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« Reply #26 on: November 13, 2010, 08:56:35 PM »

What is actually stopping the car from starting, is that because of the key error, do you think it's the actual key or where the key actually goes? I'm preserving it does have to go to jeep for that??
Thanks h x
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Mike Pavelin

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« Reply #27 on: November 13, 2010, 09:26:07 PM »

If the cam or crank sensor fails completely the engine will not run. Obviously a key error will also stop the engine running, but with all the other symptoms, there is clearly something disrupting the data bus, which could cause the key error as the SKIS immobiliser system relies on the bus to transmit data to and fronm several locations in order to work. Unfortunately modern cars have very complex electrical systems in which one seemingly insignificant component can wipe out most of the electrical system. To be honest, your best bet might be a local auto electrical specialist on this one.
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Re: help pls..no clue whats going on with mental car???????
« Reply #28 on: November 13, 2010, 09:29:45 PM »

Theres 1 in Blackheath i know of,on a little industrial estate on Long Lane opposite a window place and a tyre exhaust place as you head towards Blackheath centre from the motorbike place top of Mucklows hill
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Panic mechanic!

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« Reply #29 on: November 13, 2010, 11:05:33 PM »

where are you in halesowen?
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mipple

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« Reply #30 on: November 14, 2010, 09:51:10 AM »

Hi ya,
I'm right by bp petrol station and the Audi car garage
H x
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Tank

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« Reply #31 on: November 14, 2010, 10:18:31 AM »

You on the estate then as you turn off the main dual carriageway by the car dealers? I know it well,just useless with road names  :lol_hitting:
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« Reply #32 on: November 14, 2010, 10:46:37 AM »

think I did a wedding down there a few months ago......cloister drive?
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Re: help pls..no clue whats going on with mental car???????
« Reply #33 on: November 14, 2010, 11:17:13 AM »

Part time vicar now Rob ?
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« Reply #34 on: November 14, 2010, 11:24:04 AM »

I am also a double for the pope..........
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« Reply #35 on: November 14, 2010, 11:41:27 AM »

Yes thats right, just by there...
are you a mechanic then aswell as acting pope/vicar? lol

i have to let you all know, a friend came and bought a huge charger thing that takes 60 mins to fully charge the battery, that was done...guess what???
jerry has started the windows are working and the dials are all fixed..i cant believe it!!!!!! WILL YOU ALL MARRY ME???? :icon_winkle:

One other thing, the plastic black box thing with jeep written on it, i lifted that up and there is all black stuff everywhere...a bit like tar..is that meant to be like that??
hayley x
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Mike Pavelin

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« Reply #36 on: November 14, 2010, 03:23:26 PM »

Re. the black gunge, could be a leaky injector seal, could be left over from when you had it repaired last. Re the marriage proposal, we would have to see photographs of you draped over the hood of the Jeep before making a decision.
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« Reply #37 on: November 14, 2010, 03:24:59 PM »

 :imwitstupid:
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Re: help pls..no clue whats going on with mental car???????
« Reply #38 on: November 14, 2010, 03:37:40 PM »

Re the marriage proposal, we would have to see photographs of you draped over the hood of the Jeep before making a decision.
:hysterical: perv  :lol_hitting:
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« Reply #39 on: November 14, 2010, 03:44:44 PM »

i think we are starting to show our age...... or we are all turning into sid james.
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Re: help pls..no clue whats going on with mental car???????
« Reply #40 on: November 15, 2010, 02:36:18 PM »

Regarding the marriage proposal - let's be quite clear who suggested the fix  :003:
I will, however, have to decline. The misses would probably object, and as I don't live in Utah,
bigamy isn't legal.
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« Reply #41 on: November 15, 2010, 07:25:59 PM »

Give it up you lot......you all know im the most available and eligible batchelor on here :sign0023:
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« Reply #42 on: November 15, 2010, 07:28:08 PM »

 :hysterical:  Popcorn anybody   :popcorn:
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« Reply #43 on: November 16, 2010, 10:29:19 PM »

So.... did the new battery sort your problems out then ??  :icon_winkle:
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« Reply #44 on: November 16, 2010, 10:35:59 PM »

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Re: help pls..no clue whats going on with mental car???????
« Reply #45 on: November 17, 2010, 08:47:45 PM »

i went down yesters and could not see the jeep so i think its either fixxed with a battery or at the dealers
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« Reply #46 on: November 17, 2010, 08:59:55 PM »

Be good to find out the outcome, happy & cheap would be good  :icon_jook:
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« Reply #47 on: November 17, 2010, 11:31:18 PM »

Key batterys OK?
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« Reply #48 on: November 18, 2010, 08:56:04 AM »

lets be honest, i think the gang of pervs hittin on her within secs may have scared her witless and she has fled the country  :hysterical:
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« Reply #49 on: November 18, 2010, 10:12:38 AM »

 :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
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