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j33pky

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« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2013, 10:10:25 AM »

At 5.45 this morning you were by the look of it tucked up in bed dreaming of  Botting in a lake in Maidstone some where  :strum:
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« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2013, 10:11:24 AM »

Your such a hunk
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« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2013, 11:08:36 AM »

At 5.45 this morning you were by the look of it tucked up in bed dreaming of  Botting in a lake in Maidstone some where  :strum:

I don't want to know what botting is!  :icon_eek:
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« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2013, 11:17:13 AM »

I think he mean boating, or at least I hope so  :003:

Im guessing he checked on the map thing to see where I live - and funny enuff i was swimmin at mote park leisure centre

Anyway, super birty Tim has swooped in and taken the 10 mins ( :icon_redface: ) to do the job and Im on my way  :icon_super:

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Your such a hunk

Appreciated dood  :greggmo:

Im straight, but I dont mind bein attractive to either sex :pop:
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« Reply #29 on: April 30, 2013, 02:02:07 PM »

Take a picture of that old UJ (:icon_eek:) and post it up.










I dare ya!  :icon_twisted:


Glad ya got sorted. Hope you and Sid have fun.
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« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2013, 05:03:15 PM »

Good work tim
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« Reply #31 on: April 30, 2013, 05:41:25 PM »

Did we leave it in the garage? If its there I will :icon_rolleyes:

Still done nowt so far and the hotel I was gonna book is full :banghead:

 hotels are frickin expensive :011:
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« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2013, 07:06:25 PM »

When are you back from being a fluffer and going to be in Maidstone? This headliner is already annoying me and i haven't even set off yet :icon_rolleyes:
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« Reply #33 on: April 30, 2013, 07:40:07 PM »

Is that some form of a innuendo?
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« Reply #34 on: April 30, 2013, 08:21:08 PM »

Shud b home Weds dood

And treat it with some lurrrvvvve please
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« Reply #35 on: April 30, 2013, 08:55:37 PM »

Still done nowt so far and the hotel I was gonna book is full :banghead:

hotels are frickin expensive :011:

Film work @ £200/day x 2 days is £400

Subsistance : 3 x hotel @ £ 85 =  £255,-
Fuel                                         £ 100,-
Snacks & drinks en route for Sid   £  35,-
                                              ======
                                              £ 390,-

Net gain : a tenner.

Yup......this has lined the coffers muchly  :hysterical:
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« Reply #36 on: April 30, 2013, 09:01:53 PM »

Not far off but it beats doin the same thing each day :003:

Have found a hotel with an eat all ya can english brekky for us both fot 54 quid - Sid gonna b gettin toast n bacon rammed down his throat so he cant manage anuva bite all day
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« Reply #37 on: April 30, 2013, 09:03:27 PM »

You had better text or PM me your address in between "takes" as well please :003:
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« Reply #38 on: April 30, 2013, 09:46:35 PM »

Sid will be having a great time and you cant put a price on that. I just hope for his sake you dont snore.
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« Reply #39 on: May 01, 2013, 10:41:04 AM »

Interestin but long first day. Email said get there at 1530, so got there 1430 coz I hate bein late, and then the fuckers turned up at 1730

Quite busy with Jeep, havin to do mad shit like pullin the handbrake up for the actress (WTF) between takes, and then they kept us waitin until 0030 so no kip until about 1330.

Sid has just demolished brekky: 1 toast, 11 bacon (yup eleven), 2 sausages, 1 bowl coco pops, 1 bowl weetabix, 1 nutella croissant, 1 yoghurt, 2 apple juice, 2 orange juice, 1 cuppa - the kid is a frickin human dustbin :003:

Thank fook I didnt have to pay for him as kids eat free

1230 start today, 2330 finish - lookin forward to some kip, but been an interestin experience

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« Reply #40 on: May 01, 2013, 10:59:00 AM »

Interestin but long first day. Email said get there at 1530, so got there 1430 coz I hate bein late, and then the fuckers turned up at 1730

Quite busy with Jeep, havin to do mad shit like pullin the handbrake up for the actress (WTF) between takes, and then they kept us waitin until 0030 so no kip until about 1330.

Sid has just demolished brekky: 1 toast, 11 bacon (yup eleven), 2 sausages, 1 bowl coco pops, 1 bowl weetabix, 1 nutella croissant, 1 yoghurt, 2 apple juice, 2 orange juice, 1 cuppa - the kid is a frickin human dustbin :003:

Thank fook I didnt have to pay for him as kids eat free

1230 start today, 2330 finish - lookin forward to some kip, but been an interestin experience

Better than work dude.
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« Reply #41 on: May 01, 2013, 11:07:16 AM »

Amen to that bud :headbanger:
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« Reply #42 on: May 01, 2013, 11:19:52 AM »

I guess I shud point out for those that dont kno Sid (9) he isnt a bunter, just one of those kids that cannot sit still for a minute

I got him on h&s duty yesters :003:

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« Reply #43 on: May 03, 2013, 07:06:58 PM »

Take a picture of that old UJ (:icon_eek:)

Here is the weakling:

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« Reply #44 on: May 03, 2013, 07:11:23 PM »

and you was driving that and didn't know  :icon_eek:
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« Reply #45 on: May 03, 2013, 07:13:28 PM »

it's BD  :hysterical:
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« Reply #46 on: May 03, 2013, 07:16:00 PM »

and you was driving that and didn't know  :icon_eek:

Surprised the shit out of me too!  :icon_eek:
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« Reply #47 on: May 03, 2013, 08:09:26 PM »

 :icon_eek:   

Ade,  :jpshakehead:

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« Reply #48 on: May 03, 2013, 08:20:51 PM »

It did vibrate a bit but I have never had an XJ before  :102:

Besides, the noisy bit was the dash rattlin around so we found if we moved Sid's seat he could put his feet on it and straighten his legs to keep it quiet  :003:


On the plus side I now know what a fucked UJ feels like  Blues
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« Reply #49 on: May 03, 2013, 08:22:08 PM »

It did vibrate a bit but I have never had an XJ before  :102:

Besides, the noisy bit was the dash rattlin around so we found if we moved Sid's seat he could put his feet on it and straighten his legs to keep it quiet  :003:


On the plus side I now know what a fucked UJ feels like  Blues

As a-posed to a fooooked what?
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