Topic: Noisy rear!!! (Read 9267 times)

jeep94 · « **on:** June 28, 2007, 03:22:34 PM »

Hi guys.

When starting the Jeep, just before the engine kicks over, I can hear a noise that sounds like something activating from the rear (a motor, or pump, or something).

There isn’t a problem, just wondered what it could be? :-k :-k

tim_aka_tim · « **Reply #1 on:** June 28, 2007, 04:04:52 PM »

Fuel pump

Sam · « **Reply #2 on:** June 28, 2007, 08:53:06 PM »

ah i wanted to say that, you lot are too quick :cry:

UKJeeper · « **Reply #3 on:** June 28, 2007, 09:39:31 PM »

Flux Capacitor?

NOS system arming?

Powervalve?

KITT booting up?

Mick O · « **Reply #4 on:** June 28, 2007, 09:56:32 PM »

I got a noisy rear.

Usually after eatin curry

jeep94 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 28, 2007, 11:02:06 PM »

Managed to figure out what the noise was. It appears to be the exotic matter injection ports charging the quantum slipstream drive. I also found the high-energy plasma coils behind the rear axle were also making a little noise too. But after adjusting the reactor flow valves, the noise disappeared. Guess it was a little feedback in the induction matrix. :dro_shock

thebluebus · « **Reply #6 on:** June 29, 2007, 07:56:08 AM »

Oh, the usual solution for that is to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.

Mike Pavelin · « **Reply #7 on:** June 29, 2007, 09:34:56 AM »

SHE CANNAE TAKE NO MORE CAPTAIN! :shock:

Dave69 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 29, 2007, 06:53:56 PM »

take it to the limit then a little more.....

it'll either work or just plain stop

jeep94 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 29, 2007, 07:09:46 PM »

“But Captain, if I give it any more, she’s gona blow!” :jump:

greggmo · « **Reply #10 on:** June 30, 2007, 11:40:40 AM »

:lol:

Sam · « **Reply #11 on:** June 30, 2007, 11:56:40 AM »

well done guys :lol:

dead funny thread

Asylum · « **Reply #12 on:** June 30, 2007, 11:43:30 PM »

greggmo · « **Reply #13 on:** July 01, 2007, 01:22:27 AM »

well if it was that simple why didnt ya say so clayt. :lol:

jeep94 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 01, 2007, 03:15:57 PM »

Sorry Asylum, but I’ve spotted a mistake in your formula! It should read;

greggmo · « **Reply #15 on:** July 01, 2007, 07:43:29 PM »

no that's deffo wrong. it is the difference between the negative and positive neutrons that is causing an oscillation in the container unit therefore you need to change their frequency from 2000.000.0000mhz to 1500.000.0000mhz and that should sort it.

jeep94 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 01, 2007, 08:25:30 PM »

Yes, but did you take into account the ‘Beta Emitter Bremsstrahlung Calculations’ for sources such as P-32 or SrY-90? A common schoolboy mistake! This would indeed re-harmonise the positive and negative neutron frequency to 2000.000.0000mhz

Don’t they teach you anything at Starfleet Academy? :imwitstupid:

jeep94 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 01, 2007, 08:38:29 PM »

All my calculations were based on using SrY-90 as an Isotope, and measuring the X-Ray dose-rate units in uR/hr. I used mCi as my activity units, in this case 10 mCi’s at a distance of 1000 cm’s. I used Tunqsten as my shield material for the Beta Shield, with a wall thickness of 50mm. My X-Ray Shield was made from Lead also with a wall thickness of 50mm.

When applying the ‘Beta Emitter Bremsstrahlung Calculations’, this gives you a dose-rate of 0.00300051496574745 uR/hr.

Which I’m sure you will all know, could lead to madness!!!!!!! :banghard:

eastryjeep · « **Reply #18 on:** July 02, 2007, 12:41:46 PM »

So.

Now I'm really intrigued.

Is it on its way out, or just plain busted then?

isle of man · « **Reply #19 on:** July 02, 2007, 01:08:54 PM »

i believe it's clinging on.........

peter henry

chrisjones · « **Reply #20 on:** July 02, 2007, 01:22:51 PM »

Yeah, but I can see tribble ahead.

greggmo · « **Reply #21 on:** July 02, 2007, 09:29:39 PM »

tribble?? oh i dont like the sound of that :shock:

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